In burlesque sequences, this quickie offers F.M. Bradley and Billy Dee, who aren't getting enough pussy. They decide to become photographers and set up a studio to provide would-be models with photos for their portfolios. Their first customer, a lady with a beautiful body, undresses at their command. Soon she has one COCK in her mouth and the other in her ass. When it's over, she tells them they didn't have to go through such camouflage to get a piece of ass, and now she expects to be paid! If they don't pay her, she'll tell the police how they're seducing women. F.M. and Billy decide that being cops is a better way to enjoy unsuspecting ladies. In rented uniforms, they arrest a woman for speeding. Billy becomes the judge, ordering that she pay the fine, but not with money. She tells her husband, Tony Montana, a cop, what happened to her. His partner, Don Fernando, arrives to investigate. By this time, our heroes have found another woman who seduces Don Fernando. While he's puffing, F.M. and Billy take snapshots of him exercising his gun. Of course, Tony can't arrest them. So he joins them.