When an evil villain unleashes biological warfare on the Stars and Stripes, America's favorite pasttime is faced with extinction. No, not baseball you knucklehead! Sex. You might say the nation is stricken with red, white, and blue-balls because the world's most notorious bio-criminal, Yo-Momma, (Dale Dabone) has fused shut America's 'pie'. With our bedrooms closed for business, Yankee noodle is feeling less than dandy. But Uncle Sam isn't about to submit to global genital mutation without a fight. We've got the biggest gun loads and the hottest American women and nobody screws with our Pie. That's why General Mayhem (Herschel Savage) orders the most elite fighting force under his command – Kelly's Heroes (Allysin Chaynes, Violet Blue, Kianna) – to show Yo-Momma who his daddy really is. It's a hammer-time and payback turns out to be a real switch? Reinforced with the sizzling superstar talents of Brooke April, Zana and Nikita Denise, Kelly's Heroes enlists the hottest male cast in recent memory. These 'well-armed' servicemen give new meaning to the term 'stud missiles.' Wives and girlfriends will sign up for a full drill inspection after watching this film and explode with Hot Steamy – Passion!"