Jacked Up - DVD - Titan Media

Details

• Format: DVD
• Studio: Titan Media
• Released: 05/2001
• SKU: 41893
• UPC: 659819102773
• Category: All Sex , Feature
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Cast

Bruce Jennings, Eddie Moreno, Jack Simmons, Joe Hix, Mitch Ryder, Rolio Vizarro, Ross Taylor, Steve Carlisle

Description

Just when you think the folks at Titan can’t possibly have any more tricks up their sleeves, they come up with this huge dose of visual Viagra - a no-bullshit homage to the mechanic films of the 70’s (but with fewer sideburns). This is rough, raunchy stuff, so if vanilla is your flavor, this may not be your bag. But you’d be missing out on what is quite possibly one of the 10 Best Porns of 2001. The film cuts right to the chase, with mustachioed, tattooed Moreno being force-fed Hix’s huge hairy hambone and pendulous cojones. Hix is a longhaired, grizzled ruffian with a wiry body and a massive member. Moreno sucks that thang like his life depends on it. Hix returns the favor and even throws in a free rim job. Things get kinky as Hix wraps Moreno’s dick and balls in twine and attaches a huge wrench to his sack. Yikes! As if that weren’t enough, he then clamps two pliers on Moreno’s nips. Though it looks hellishly unpleasant, Moreno grins like a Cheshire cat throughout. All the while, Hix is slapping Moreno’s pud and pinching and licking Moreno’s nubs. It’s painfully delicious! Various machinery sounds in the background add to the authenticity. Hix eventually removes the accoutrements from Moreno’s body, stands over him and drops a mighty load all over Moreno’s deedle. Moreno counters by stimulating himself to a very dramatic and gooey climax. Hix scoops up the spunk before it can get cold and gives Moreno a taste. From here, the scenes jump back and forth, so I’ll describe them each in their entirety. Hix, apparently not satisfied with his Moreno encounter, enlists fellow mechanic Carlisle as his new bitch. Carlisle promptly drops to his knees and gulps and slobbers all over Hix’s rod. Hix fornicates with Carlisle’s face ‘till he nearly chokes. Then, Afro-stud Simmons gets in on the action. If you’ve never seen Simmons' ebony sex shank, you really should. It’s a large, thick, curved slab of dark meat with a pugnacious head. Carlisle and Hix then take turns attempting to swallow Simmons’ ebony chunk, which is no easy task. Carlisle then hops onto a chair and serves up some white assmeat, which Simmons eagerly devours. After finally getting his fill, Simmons slams his dark and lovely hole-puncher into Carlisle’s tush. Carlisle then flips over onto his back and invites Hix’s willy wanker into his chocolate factory. But Carlisle needs more! More comes in the form of a massive black dildo, which helps bring Carlisle to a climax. Next, we’re off to the washroom to watch bearded Taylor checking out Ryder’s urinary output. All that liquid waste excites Taylor, who drops to his knees and gets busy on Ryder’s tool. Ryder discards all notions of gag reflexes and pounds Taylor’s mouth mercilessly. Ryder rewards Taylor for his fabulous fellatio with a hairy chest full of cum. Ryder then forces Taylor to sniff his boot ‘till Taylor comes as well. The film’s most brutal scene is next. Vizarro, an imposing looking fellow with a buzz cut and facial hair, gets fed up with whining yuppie-boy Jennings and teaches him what happens when you’re impatient with mechanics. Vizarro rips off Jennings’ clothes, strings him up by his hands, and gives him a good old-fashioned woodshed flogging. Vizarro then ties Jennings up again and porks the living daylights of him. Next, it’s tool time. With Jennings on his back, Vizarro takes a sizeable screwdriver and rams the fat handle right up into Jennings’ brown eye. Ryder then shows up and sticks his fatty into Jennings’ mouth, the screwdriver twisting and turning all the while. Taylor then joins in the fun by chomping on Vizarro’s ramrod. Taylor then ends up getting it in the pooper from Ryder, as Vizarro clamps those famous pliers on his man-nips. At the end, people come! The final scene has Moreno once again chowing down on Hix’s spike while Simmons and Carlisle lap at Moreno’s dick, balls and ass. After Moreno shoots his goo, he gets some black beef injection courtesy of Mr. Simmons. Meanwhile, Carlisle is holding court on Simmons’ face. Schlong-shellac flies everywhere in the scene’s climax, including an extra-large load from Simmons. Wow! This is mansex at its most primal, with a dash of household tools thrown in for good measure. It’s an updated look back at a time when getting a rim job at an auto garage had nothing to do with your tires. Bravo to Titan for creating yet another instant classic. -- T.J. Maxxwell