Nicky Butane (John Holmes) is a Private DicK who runs an exclusive stud service on a luxury yacht anchored in an expensive marina Together with a lusty crew; Vagina Bountiful, his ever willing and hungry secretary, James Blond, the stalwart second in command, and Thunder Balls, the horny farm ...

What's a horny groom to do when his bride announces on their wedding night that she's a virgin, and then asks him how many girls he had in the past? Well, like any honest man, he responds by saying...LET ME COUNT THE LAYS...! And that's exactly what super stud John Holmes does as he relives h...